Wednesday, August 24, 2005

911 is joking your town

Deputy Clemetine Johnson : Wait! I have one in my trunk!
Deputy Trudy Wiegel : You have a wedding dress in the trunk of your cruiser?
Deputy Clemetine Johnson : Well, yeah... and a beekeeper's hat, a floral mu mu, some plastic leis... you never know when you'll need something, right?
Deputy Trudy Wiegel : ... I usually find myself without a tampon

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