lotions and potions

Off to the MD -- I need some new face cream for my eczema and the doc insists on seeing me in the office. Bleh. Just call something in! If I overdose on LOTION then too bad, so sad... my family will have the distinct honor of being the only people in America who have a dead daughter, due to face lotion overload. I promise I won't sue. In fact, I'll be dead. And my family will be too embarrassed to file suit, so you're off the hook.