one of my co-workers said to me : ew, have you ever eaten lunch with her? she talks with her mouth full and the food is spitting out AND sloshing around. it's like watching clothes in the dryer... tumbling, tumbling... then the door opens and you have broccoli chunks on your face. disgusting.
I laughed, of course, but only after properly swallowing every last bit of ranch-y lettuce and holding my napkin demurely over my mouth.
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