Thursday, January 08, 2004


From an email that makes its rounds every now and then... it's funny, because it's true, especially here in So. Cal.

  • Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

  • You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

  • You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

  • Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze.

  • You can't pot illegal?

  • You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

  • You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown and you can taste the
    difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

  • You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.

  • A really great parking space can move you to tears.

  • A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.

  • Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the US.

  • A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You don't even notice.

  • The guy at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

  • Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

  • Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is into S & M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.

  • It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH 2004."

  • You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Banks himself is teaching the 4:00 p.m. Tae Bo class.

  • You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.

  • It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

  • Both you AND your dog have therapists.

  • The Terminator is your new governor.

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