Monday, June 08, 2009

Giddy Glossary: Truck Fag

Truck Fags are all over Orange County. They're idiots who drive gigantic trucks with multiple lift kits in the suburbs. They're dudes who don't have boats or trailers or any reason to even have a truck, let alone a behemoth like one of these.

They're classic over-compensators, the kinds of guys who would punch you in the eye if you suggested that they have a tiny penis or called them a 'fag' because they are so hetero that they have a gigantic truck, obviously.

In addition to being obnoxious to look at, they all park like assholes, in compact car spots and drive like morons. They don't use signals or slow in school zones or have brains.

photo by Coffee Is Life

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