no fucking way

In case you haven't heard about the Leprechaun story already : go laugh your ass off.
Leprechaun sighting story...http://www.wpmi.com/mediacenter/default.aspx?videoId=166395
Follow-up story...http://www.wpmi.com/mediacenter/default.aspx?videoId=170026
Buy the sketch on eBay!http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6267988065&rd=1&sspagename=STRK:MESE:IT&rd=1