My cubicle neighbor just uttered the 10 most terrible words someone who works in a cubicle can overhear...
"I brought the new Britney Spears CD to listen to"
especially since :
listen to = loudly
loudly = sing along to
sing = warble
warble = ear piercing off-key pitch and inflection
inflection = stab yourself in the ear drum
stab = find something other than Oingo Boingo to muffle the sound -- switch to Rob Zombie
Rob Zombie = turn up the bad words and satanic sex sounds REALLY loud
loud = heh, check mate.