Instead, I will tell you the only joke that I have heard this week :
A family of moles lives on a farm, and one day the Dad mole pokes his head out of the hole and can smell the breakfast from the farmhouse. "mmm... I can smell bacon and sausage. man, it really smells good out here." The Mom mole smooshes in next to him in the hole opening, so she can smell too, "mmm... I can smell pancakes and waffles. man, that really smells good."
The Baby mole tries to smoosh between his parents, to smell the wonderful breakfast, but it's too crowded. "Hmpf. All I can smell is mole-asses."

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