Weekend Update

First, did you hear that Jimmy Fallon left SNL?

Second, guess which one of these things I did NOT see on Saturday :

a. 80 year old lady playing a robin's egg blue accordian at the beach
b. a dead cat in the middle of the 405 freeway
c. Monkey throw up all of his dinner and then eat it again off the lineoleum

Third, guess which nickname we gave to Jenn's quote-unquote boyfriend's genitalia :

a. domo-hairy-nard-o Mr. Roboto
b. New Dad & the Stepkids
c. Will Willis