If anyone wants a peek into my life, just turn on "The King of Queens".
Carrie : What can I do to make it up to you?
Doug : Strip
Carrie : Strip? Can't I just melt cheese on something for you?
Doug : If it's part of the act, yes. C'mon... offsie clothsie
Carrie : Offsie clothsie? Did you just think that up?
Doug : I've been saving it for a rainy day, and sista it's pouring outside.