Tomorrow, Ryan and I will be in court to contest his stupid speeding ticket. Now stoopit Ryan does like to drive his stoopit car a little too stoopit fast sometimes and so it is not at all surprising that he got a ticket, however this one time, he actually didn't do it.
I know, I know... that's what everyone says... but it's true this time!
He got a ticket for doing 45 in a 35 going uphill, behind a gravel truck while in 2nd gear. Honestly. This one time he REALLY wasn't speeding.
Now just to convince the judge....