Ripped From The Headlines

I watch too much TV, I know. Shut up.

These are the funny things that I heard (that I can remember) from the past 2 days :

• woman named Anita Bonghit
• "you're not making religion better, you're making rock music worse" - Hank Hill to a Christian Hard Rock Group
• "I fought the law and the law won - now just the innocent!" - Mother Simpson leading the prison bus in rounds of 'I Fought The Law'
• "Ras H. Tafari!" - Hermes on Futurama taking the lord's name in vain