So I have gotten into the good habit of locking all my drawers and cabinets nightly and making sure that every scrap paper and post-it is put away. If I don't take my laptop home with me, I make sure it's bolted to the table with the Borg-provided cable. I'm a model citizen!
BUT I have to question the methods. I saw some sad face notes this morning, meaning that security did a sweep last night, but I didn't get a note about the bottles of wine on my desk. Doesn't it seem like booze in the workplace should earn a sad face? Or at least a raised eyebrow? Apparently not. But those people who left their notes in plain sight or used a post-it to stick a phone number to their monitor, shame on you.