Ok, I surrender. Someone email me the application form, tell me where to send my money. I understand that dues are non-refundable, non-transferrable. If someone gets a sign-on bonus, let me know and I'll include you as a reference.
I am officially just like you now. I am a Harry Potter loving dork. I have read the books, twice each, have watched the first 3 movies on DVD. I am enfatuated with Hogwarts and owl post and Hermoine's crazy hair.
Here is my testimonial : I have, in hand*, my tickets to the midnight screening of "Goblet of Fire" on Thursday night.
*technically, they are in John's wallet, but it's the same thing, really.