oh I like it

An actual conversation

him : so, how do you like your name?
me : zuh?
him : oh, we just named our baby "Mia" and so I was wondering how you like it.
me : oh, fine I guess...

What I should have said :

"pronounced correctly"
"actually, I'm more of a Mertle"
"Lucida Calligraphy font, green with exclamation points!!!!"
"before PhD"
"better than Tiffanie"
"after the 'payable to' line on a check"