Then, when Evan comes back with our food and I shit you not - this is the one that he gives to ME.
Me : "dooooooooode! Did you get cheese with a dick??"
Evan : "Mine looks ok. Do you want to try the veggie dog?"
Me : "Corn fried corn? no thanks."
*I'm not being evasive by not sharing her name, it's just that it's so unique that #1) I don't want to misspell it #2) you won't be able to pronounce it [believe me] and it will drive you INSANE while you roll it over and over in your mouth and can't make the word come out right.