smartest girl in the world

Last Friday in class there was a petri dish that was being passed around so that we could get a good look at the green sheen that was all over the bacteria.

I handed it to the girl immediately to my right (Stupid #3) and she opened the dish and put her face thisclose to it, to really look at it. I stepped back and said "I wouldn't do that if I were you." She sneered back at me and said "what?!" and I repeated myself and added "you probably shouldn't take off the lid."

She threw her shoulders back and did the sideways head swerve and screwed her face up into this awful ugly little fuck-you visage. "Oh yeah? Why?"

"Because it's E. coli."