have a nice weekend - oops

I have Thursday-Friday Dyslexia. It's a common affliction in certain parts of the cubicle farm, but most profoundly inside the cubicle where I reside 60+ hours a week. It also is worse right now, since I am out of the office on Fridays (for school) so I say my 'have a good weekend's on Thursday afternoon, complicating and exacerbating the situation.

This week is Spring Break - woooooo! That means that all day tomorrow (my only school day, and thus my only school free day) I will be rockin' it at the MTV beach house or some other hip happening Spring Break spot. Wait, sleeping in 'til noon is considered 'rad', right?


Pack up your emergency kits, something big is going to happen :

• Mitch Hedberg has died.
• the Pope has received last rites and may end up being taken down by a UTI
• Terri Schiavo's battle is over
• Ozzy don't need no water, let the mutha fucka burn
• they're giving Omorosa 15 more minutes, but at least they're bringing back Balki
• someone is stealing dog poop