instinct

Ryan : so I saw on the news today that where the tsunami struck, there weren't as many injured animals as they'd expected.

me : really? interesting.

Ryan : yeah, I guess they have a fifth instinct or something and so a lot of the animals headed for higher ground.

me : hee hee. are you stoned?

Ryan : wuh?

me : never mind, go on

Ryan : yeah, so they found animals far away from the water... what? why are you laughing?

me : you said "fifth instinct"

Ryan : What? oh... I meant a fifth sense

me : hee hee hee hee

Ryan : what now?

me : hee hee

Ryan : what?!

me : everyone has five senses : sight, sound, taste, hearing, touch... sound familiar?

Ryan : oh sorry... shut up... stop laughing! Ok sixth instinct then

me : HA! HA! HA! HA!

Ryan : what now?

me : "well my first instinct was to run, but I said no, so my second instinct was to hide, but then I thought... my third instinct was to shit myself, but I didn't...

Ryan : ...ha. ha. ok, smarty mc smarty pants, I get it now...

me : hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

Ryan : are you stoned?!