Tonight we went to dinner at our favorite teppan restaurant, and shared a table with this cute family. There was mom, dad, son (about 5 years old) & daughter (about 7 years old) dining with us.
Dad : [to son] Eat it. You need to eat your vegetables.
Son : No, I don't want to
Dad : C'mon, it's not punishment
Son : Yes it is
Dad : Ok, then choose - do you want to eat your salad or get a spanking?
Daughter : [whispering to brother] Just choose the spanking