Tuesday, June 15, 2004

true love

In LA, Danny Bonaduce is one of the local radio morning personalities. His co-host isn't my favorite, so I don't really listen much, but every now and then he has some real gems [paraphrased] :

You know it's true love when you see your wife walking down the hall, naked. And she's not wearing her wig* so her real hair is sticking out all over the place and is twelve different shades of horrible blonde. And you notice the way that her butt jiggles when she steps and then she trips a little bit and stumbles and now her tampon string is showing, just swaying as she walks. And as soon as she's out of sight you think "man, I love that woman"

*his wife has a penchant for hairpieces, rather than having to bother "doing" her real hair.

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