watch what you google for

For a gag, now and then I check the referral stats on my website. Most are pretty innocent. People looking for Marge Simpson's curtains, girls named Mia, etc.

Today I found my new two favorites :

1. blog cigarette butt a castoff cigarette butt
2. stranger cupped my wife's

Not to sound like a prude or anything.. but when did I blog about either of those things?! Do you remember? I sure don't. But by posting them here, I am clearly trying to draw the attention of whoever is searching for these things. And if this is you - welcome!