Statistics

Number of times we ate at Chili's this week : 3
Number of times I ate the same soup at Chili's : 3
Number of adults that could have been fed by the single lasagna that I ordered from Maggiano's : 4
Number of bouffant hairdos sighted : 1
Number of miles traveled by airplane : 1200
Number of miles driven in rental car : 150
Actual distance traveled in rental car : less than 10 mile radius
Number of tornado watches in Dallas last week : 1
Number of one eyed cowboys wearing eyepatches and ten gallon hats who sat next to me at Chilis yesterday : 1