Please stop giving out my screen name when you want to chat with your friends. I am being bombarded with hoardes of instant messages from high school boys who want to chat and refuse to believe that I am not you. To make the whole thing even more annoying, not a single person that you have given my screen name to even knows how to type. It takes them 5 minutes to formulate a response which generally is something to the effect of : wass up? Y do U gtg 2 tha doctir 2day? U shud have ben at skool.
Frankly I am annoyed and I want to yank your pigtails.